Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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