well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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