She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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