Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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