He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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