Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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