Kareoke will never be a sober sport
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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