is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You work out of a Hotel?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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