The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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