hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
When are your genitals available?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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