You really coming over, don't trick.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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