Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
