I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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