Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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