Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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