i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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