No subtext here. People are naked.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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