yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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