if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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