He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
