we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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