TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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