well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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