The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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