So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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