I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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