just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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