Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
