sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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