You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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