I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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