You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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