whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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