butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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