Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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