And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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