You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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