I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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