...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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