Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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