Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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