i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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