just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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