Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
ok first of all what the fuck
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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