1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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