Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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