Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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