But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We are two peas in an std pod
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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