You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
try to milk me bitch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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