guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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