My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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