I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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