who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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