Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How does one acquire holy water?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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