it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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