the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
where are my eyebrows?
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