some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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