saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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